Quackpond

(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[<h2>ERROR 410: GONE</h2> Quackpond has permanently shut down.]

(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] About](else-if: $login is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] About [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if:$day is < 5)[<h2>About Quackpond</h2> Quackpond is a simplistic petsite with ducks! This site is a labor of love, and is fairly new, so please be patient with us and ignore the mess and our relative lack of duck variety! Quackpond was created by a wife-and-spouse duo, taking inspiration from their time spent on many petsites. The Quackpond Admins are: ''AdminOliver (She/They):'' Oliver does coding and writing for the site. She grew up with a deep love for the ducks in a pond close to her childhood home, and she used this background to inspire the idea of Quackpond. Besides coding, Oliver has a passion for animals, and is a certified veterinarian. ''AdminRivers (They/Them):'' Rivers does art for the site. They have always loved animals and spends their free time drawing, hiking, and making comics with their furry OCs. Both are also doing administration for the site, and are who to go to if you experience any issues or have questions. Contact the admins at quackpondadmins@gmail.com!](else-if:$day is > 4)[<h2>About Quackpond</h2> Quackpond is a simplistic petsite with ducks! This site is a labor of love, and is fairly new, so please be patient with me and ignore the mess and my relative lack of duck variety! The Quackpond Admin is: ''AdminOliver (She/They):'' Oliver does coding and writing for the site. She grew up with a deep love for the ducks in a pond close to her childhood home, and she used this background to inspire the idea of Quackpond. Besides coding, Oliver has a passion for animals, and is a certified veterinarian. I am who to go to if you experience any issues or have questions. Contact me at quackpondadmins@gmail.com!]]

(set:_duckevent to (random:1,6))(if:_duckevent is 1)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 5)](else-if:_duckevent is 2 or is 3)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 10)](else-if: _duckevent is 4 or is 5)[(set:$hunger to $hunger+15)](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 20)](if:$hunger is > 100)[(set:$hunger to 100)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is not 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|410 Gone]] [[Rules|410 Gone]] [[About|410 Gone]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|410 Gone]] [[Log Out|410 Gone]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> <table><td>(if:_duckevent is 1)[You give $duckname a small treat. The hunger meter was raised by 5%!](else-if:_duckevent is 2)[You feed $duckname their usual food. The hunger meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 3)[You feed $duckname a new food, and they seem to enjoy it well enough. The hunger meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 4)[You feed $duckname their usual food, and they seem to have quite an appetite today. The hunger meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 5)[You feed $duckname a new food, and they seem to love it. The hunger meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[You feed $duckname their favorite food. The hunger meter was raised by 20%!]</td></table> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Play]]]]

(set: $hunger to $hunger - (random: 1, 4) * 5)(if: $hunger < 0)[(set: $hunger to 0)](set: $joy to $joy - (random: 1, 4) * 5)(if: $joy < 0)[(set: $joy to 0)](set: $day to $day + 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is not 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|410 Gone]] [[Rules|410 Gone]] [[About|410 Gone]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|410 Gone]] [[Log Out|410 Gone]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Play]]]]

(set:_duckevent to (random:1,6))(if:_duckevent is 1)[(set:$joy to $joy + 5)](else-if:_duckevent is 2 or is 3)[(set:$joy to $joy + 10)](else-if: _duckevent is 4 or is 5)[(set:$joy to $joy+15)](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[(set:$joy to $joy + 20)](if:$joy is > 100)[(set:$joy to 100)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is not 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]]](else-if: $login is true and $day is 10)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|410 Gone]] [[Rules|410 Gone]] [[About|410 Gone]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|410 Gone]] [[Log Out|410 Gone]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> <table><td>(if:_duckevent is 1)[You give a new toy to $duckname, but they get bored of it quickly. The joy meter was raised by 5%!](else-if:_duckevent is 2)[You play with $duckname for a bit, but they get distracted by something that you can't see. The joy meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 3)[You give a new toy to $duckname and they seem to like it! The joy meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 4)[You play with $duckname and you both have so much fun (and a good workout)! The joy meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 5)[You give a new toy to $duckname and they seem to love it! The joy meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[You surprise $duckname with a trip to a special duck playpark! The joy meter was raised by 20%!]</td></table> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Play]]]]

(if:$tutfeed is false)[(set:$tutfeed to true)](set:_duckevent to (random:1,6))(if:_duckevent is 1)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 5)](else-if:_duckevent is 2 or is 3)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 10)](else-if: _duckevent is 4 or is 5)[(set:$hunger to $hunger+15)](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[(set:$hunger to $hunger + 20)](if:$hunger is > 100)[(set:$hunger to 100)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[(if: $tutfeed is false or $tutplay is false)[Welcome, ''$username''! Homepage Rules About Check your duck Swim at the Pond Log Out](else-if:$tutfeed is true and $tutplay is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> <table><td>(if:_duckevent is 1)[You give $duckname a small treat. The hunger meter was raised by 5%!](else-if:_duckevent is 2)[You feed $duckname their usual food. The hunger meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 3)[You feed $duckname a new food, and they seem to enjoy it well enough. The hunger meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 4)[You feed $duckname their usual food, and they seem to have quite an appetite today. The hunger meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 5)[You feed $duckname a new food, and they seem to love it. The hunger meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[You feed $duckname their favorite food. The hunger meter was raised by 20%!]</td></table> <table><td>(if: $tutplay is false and $hunger is <100)[$duckname is less hungry now! If you'd like, you can feed $duckname again to get to 100%. Or, if you'd like, you can instead go ahead and play with $duckname!](else-if: $tutplay is false and $hunger is 100)[Look at that, $duckname seems completely full now! Seems like it's time to play!](else-if:$tutplay is true)[You've both fed and played with $duckname, and they seem much happier now! Hunger and joy go down with time. (if:$hunger is < 100 or $joy is < 100)[Feel free to feed and play with $duckname more to get them to 100%. Or perhaps you can go check out what people are quacking about at the Pond!](else-if:$hunger is 100 and $joy is 100)[While you wait, why don't you check out what people are quacking about at the pond?] This concludes the tutorial. Thanks for joining Quackpond!]</td></table> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Tutorial Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Tutorial Play]]]]

(set: $justregistered to false)(set: $tutfeed to false)(set: $tutplay to false)(set: $hunger to 80)(set: $joy to 80)(set: $day to 1)(if:$duckname is "")[(set: _randomname to (random:1,4))(if:_randomname is 1)[(set: $duckname to "Sir Quackington The Fifth, Esq.")](else-if:_randomname is 2)[(set:$duckname to "Ducky")](else-if:_randomname is 3)[(set:$duckname to "Quackers")](else-if:_randomname is 4)[(set:$duckname to "Waddles")]](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! Homepage Rules About Check your duck Swim at the Pond Log Out ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> <table><td>This is your duck page. Here you can interact with $duckname! There are two things to keep track of to keep $duckname happy: hunger and joy. If either of these get too low, $duckname will be sad. It looks like both of these are at 80%. Why don't you try feeding or playing with $duckname?</td></table> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Tutorial Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Tutorial Play]]]]

(if:$tutplay is false)[(set:$tutplay to true)](set:_duckevent to (random:1,6))(if:_duckevent is 1)[(set:$joy to $joy + 5)](else-if:_duckevent is 2 or is 3)[(set:$joy to $joy + 10)](else-if: _duckevent is 4 or is 5)[(set:$joy to $joy+15)](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[(set:$joy to $joy + 20)](if:$joy is > 100)[(set:$joy to 100)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[(if: $tutfeed is false or $tutplay is false)[Welcome, ''$username''! Homepage Rules About Check your duck Swim at the Pond Log Out](else-if:$tutfeed is true and $tutplay is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] Check your duck [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>$duckname the $ducktype Duck</h2> <table><td>(if:_duckevent is 1)[You give a new toy to $duckname, but they get bored of it quickly. The joy meter was raised by 5%!](else-if:_duckevent is 2)[You play with $duckname for a bit, but they get distracted by something that you can't see. The joy meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 3)[You give a new toy to $duckname and they seem to like it! The joy meter was raised by 10%!](else-if:_duckevent is 4)[You play with $duckname and you both have so much fun (and a good workout)! The joy meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 5)[You give a new toy to $duckname and they seem to love it! The joy meter was raised by 15%!](else-if:_duckevent is 6)[You surprise $duckname with a trip to a special duck playpark! The joy meter was raised by 20%!]]</td></table> <table><td>(if: $tutfeed is false and $joy is <100)[$duckname is less bored now! If you'd like, you can play with $duckname again to get to 100%. Or, if you'd like, you can instead go ahead and feed $duckname!](else-if: $tutfeed is false and $joy is 100)[Look at that, $duckname seems overjoyed now! Seems like it's time for a meal!](else-if:$tutfeed is true)[You've both fed and played with $duckname, and they seem much happier now! Hunger and joy go down with time. (if:$hunger is < 100 or $joy is < 100)[Feel free to feed and play with $duckname more to get them to 100%. Or perhaps you can go check out what people are quacking about at the Pond!](else-if:$hunger is 100 and $joy is 100)[While you wait, why don't you check out what people are quacking about at the pond?] This concludes the tutorial. Thanks for joining Quackpond!]</td></table> (if: $ducktype is "Solid White")[<img src="images/whitesolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Gray")[<img src="images/graysolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Black")[<img src="images/blacksolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Solid Brown")[<img src="images/brownsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldsolid.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested White")[<img src="images/whitecrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Gray")[<img src="images/graycrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Black")[<img src="images/blackcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Brown")[<img src="images/browncrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Crested Piebald")[<img src="images/piebaldcrested.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "White Muscovy")[<img src="images/whitemuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Muscovy")[<img src="images/graymuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Muscovy")[<img src="images/blackmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Muscovy")[<img src="images/brownmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Muscovy")[<img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Classic Mallard")[<img src="images/classicmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Gray Mallard")[<img src="images/graymallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Black Mallard")[<img src="images/blackmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Brown Mallard")[<img src="images/brownmallard.png">](else-if: $ducktype is "Piebald Mallard")[<img src="images/piebaldmallard.png">] Hunger: $hunger% Joy: $joy% [[Feed $duckname|Duck Tutorial Feed]] [[Play with $duckname|Duck Tutorial Play]]]

(if:visits is 1)[(set: $login to false)(set: $day to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! Homepage [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! Homepage [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="500" height="auto"> <h2>Do you love ducks? Then come to Quackpond!</h2> Quackpond is a petsite dedicated to lovable waterfowl. Create and customize your very own duck! Feed and play with your duck, and once you're done bonding with them, spend your time quacking with other members of the site through our forums, the Pond!]

(if:$login is false and $loguser is $username)[(set:$login to true)(set:$justlogged to true)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if:$login is true and $justlogged is true)[<h2>Welcome back, $username!</h2> You've logged in!(set: $justlogged to false)](else-if:$login is false and $loguser is not "" and $logpass is not "")[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: Username and/or password is incorrect. Please try again. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true and $justlogged is not true)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You're already logged in, no need to be here! If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if: $login is false and $loguser is "" or $login is false and $logpass is "")[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: Your username/password cannot be blank. Please try again. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.]]

(set: $login to false)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] Log Out ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[<h2>Bye for now!</h2> You've successfully logged out.]

(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] Swim at the Pond [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>The Pond</h2> Welcome to the Pond! Click a thread to see what people are quacking about! (if:$day is 1)[<table><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 2)[<table><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 3)[<table><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 4)[<table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 5)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[Rivers removed from about page?|Thread 9]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID|Thread 8]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 6)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved|Thread 11]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers|Thread 10]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[Rivers removed from about page?|Thread 9]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID|Thread 8]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 7)[<table><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Stop This|Thread 13]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: Explaining Things|Thread 12]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved|Thread 11]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers|Thread 10]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[Rivers removed from about page?|Thread 9]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID|Thread 8]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 8)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[This isn't right Oliver|Thread 15]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: No|Thread 14]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Stop This|Thread 13]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: Explaining Things|Thread 12]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved|Thread 11]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers|Thread 10]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[Rivers removed from about page?|Thread 9]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID|Thread 8]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$day is 9)[<table><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[goodbye everyone :(|Thread 17]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Quackpond Shutdown|Thread 16]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[This isn't right Oliver|Thread 15]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: No|Thread 14]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Stop This|Thread 13]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: Explaining Things|Thread 12]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved|Thread 11]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers|Thread 10]]</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster''<td>[[Rivers removed from about page?|Thread 9]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID|Thread 8]]</td></tr><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU''<td>[[THIS GAME SUCK ASS|Thread 7]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Announcement: New Duck Preview|Thread 6]]</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317''<td>[[Duck photo|Thread 5]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Favorite duck types?|Thread 4]]</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion''<td>[[roleplay as your duck!|Thread 3]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers''<td>[[Intro-duck-tions|Thread 2]]</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver''<td>[[Announcement: Welcome Beta Testers!|Thread 1]]</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: $username is not "BiblicallyAverage" and is not "AdminOliver" and is not "AdminRivers" and is not "TheQuackster" and is not "andhewaddledaway" and is not "IHATEDUCKSANDYOU" and is not "SpaghettiOhs" and is not "dandylion" and is not "frank317" and is not "FunnyUsername" and is not "bogosbinted" and is not "DrPlague")[(if: $username is not "" and $regpass is not "")[(set: $login to true)(set:$registered to true)(set:$justregistered to true)]](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true and $justregistered is true)[Welcome, ''$username''! Homepage Rules About Check your duck Swim at the Pond Log Out](else-if:$login is true and $justregistered is false)[Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[(if:$username is "BiblicallyAverage" or is "AdminOliver" or is "AdminRivers" or is "TheQuackster" or is "andhewaddledaway" or is "IHATEDUCKSANDYOU" or is "dandylion" or is "frank317")[(if:$username is not "" and $regpass is not "")[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: Username is already taken. Please try again. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if: $username is "" or $regpass is "")[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: Your username/password cannot be blank. Please try again. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.]](else-if: $username is "" or $regpass is "")[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: Your username/password cannot be blank. Please try again. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.]](else-if:$login is true and $justregistered is not true)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You're already logged in, no need to be here! If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true and $justregistered is true)[(set:$justregistered to false)<h2>Time to pick your duck, $username!</h2> We're so excited for you to join us! We've got a good variety of ducks for you to choose. Pick your new friend! <table> <tr> <td><img src="images/whitesolid.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Solid White</td> <td><img src="images/graysolid.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Solid Gray</td> <td><img src="images/blacksolid.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Solid Black</td> <td><img src="images/brownsolid.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Solid Brown</td> <td><img src="images/piebaldsolid.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Classic Piebald</td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="images/whitecrested.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Crested White</td> <td><img src="images/graycrested.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Crested Gray</td> <td><img src="images/blackcrested.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Crested Black</td> <td><img src="images/browncrested.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Crested Brown</td> <td><img src="images/piebaldcrested.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Crested Piebald</td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="images/whitemuscovy.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>White Muscovy</td> <td><img src="images/graymuscovy.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Gray Muscovy</td> <td><img src="images/blackmuscovy.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Black Muscovy</td> <td><img src="images/brownmuscovy.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Brown Muscovy</td> <td><img src="images/piebaldmuscovy.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Piebald Muscovy</td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="images/classicmallard.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Classic Mallard</td> <td><img src="images/graymallard.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Gray Mallard</td> <td><img src="images/blackmallard.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Black Mallard</td> <td><img src="images/brownmallard.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Brown Mallard</td> <td><img src="images/piebaldmallard.png" height="150" width="auto"><br>Piebald Mallard</td> </tr> </table> (dropdown: 2bind $ducktype,"Solid White","Solid Gray","Solid Black","Solid Brown","Classic Piebald","Crested White","Crested Gray","Crested Black","Crested Brown","Crested Piebald","White Muscovy","Gray Muscovy","Black Muscovy","Brown Muscovy","Piebald Muscovy","Classic Mallard","Gray Mallard","Black Mallard","Brown Mallard","Piebald Mallard") Don't forget to give your friend a name, too! (A random name will be given if you don't pick one.) (input-box:2bind $duckname,"=XX=",1) [[I'm ready!|Duck Tutorial Landing]]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread10choice to "null")](if:$day is not 6 and $thread10choice is "null")[(set:$thread10choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers</h2> (if:$thread10choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Lie and say you've heard from them|Thread 10 Type 1]] [[Tell them you've not heard from them either|Thread 10 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread10choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread10post</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Oh thank god someones heard from them</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Frank I think $username was joking or trolling. Either way I don't believe them.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Oh. Okay Ill keep trying to get anything from them</td></tr> </table>](else-if:$thread10choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread10post</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>As far as I know thats everyone. Ill try to find them I promise</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread10choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Ill keep looking I need to find them</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread15choice to "null")](if:$day is not 8 and $thread15choice is "null")[(set:$thread15choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>This isn't right Oliver</h2> (if:$thread15choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Disagree with Oliver|Thread 15 Type 1]] [[Defend Oliver|Thread 15 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread15choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread15post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>We're not divorcing. All of you, shut the fuck up. You don't know anything.</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'm breaking character what the FUCK is wrong with you.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>And now the Duck Song guy's here. I'm locking this thread. Fucking hell.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread15choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread15post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>At least somebody has a bit of sense around here! Christ, and I thought all of you were fucking maniacs... thank god I actually succeeded in getting one good person on this hellhole of a site.</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'm breaking character what the FUCK is wrong with you.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>And now the Duck Song guy's here. I'm locking this thread. Fucking hell.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread15choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread15post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>At least somebody has a bit of sense around here! Christ, and I thought all of you were fucking maniacs... thank god I actually succeeded in getting one good person on this hellhole of a site.</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'm breaking character what the FUCK is wrong with you.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>And now the Duck Song guy's here. I'm locking this thread. Fucking hell.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread15choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>We're not divorcing. All of you, shut the fuck up. You don't know anything.</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'm breaking character what the FUCK is wrong with you.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>And now the Duck Song guy's here. I'm locking this thread. Fucking hell.</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread17choice to "null")](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>goodbye everyone :(</h2> (if:$thread17choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i really hoped it wouldn't end this way but i guess that's just how it is,,, i just wanted to say goodbye. most of you were wonderful, and for the little bit this was a peaceful place, i had a lot of fun. thanks for that. goodbye :(</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Goodbye Dandy. Goodbye everyone. I feel like this might be my fault a bit and I'm sorry for that. I did like this site before it turned into a public marital dispute. I hope Rivers will be okay and that Oliver will realize the error of their ways.</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>'Til the very next day, my men running the stand.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Dont feel bad Quackster. Aint nobodys fault but Olivers. And maybe mine for not noticing this sooner rather than later. Bye</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Nobody should blame themselves. This was just a really unfortunate set of circumstances :( I chose the wrong person and you all are paying some of the consequences, which I hate... I promise you all, I won't forget you. One day, if I'm able to get the assets for Quackpond in my possession, I'll revive it somehow... I can't promise it'll be perfect, but I'll try. Before we leave, I wanted to show you all a duck I found on a walk in the park today. Not a real one, sadly, but still cute!! It had a card that said it was for whoever found it, so I kept and drew it :3 <img src="images/crochetduck.jpg" height ="500" width="auto"> Goodbye, everyone. Thanks for caring about Quackpond. (P.S. Xander, my brother AKA IHATEDUCKSANDYOU, apologizes for his trolling and says goodbye too)</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Say Goodbye|Thread 17 Type]]] (else-if:$thread17choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i really hoped it wouldn't end this way but i guess that's just how it is,,, i just wanted to say goodbye. most of you were wonderful, and for the little bit this was a peaceful place, i had a lot of fun. thanks for that. goodbye :(</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Goodbye Dandy. Goodbye everyone. I feel like this might be my fault a bit and I'm sorry for that. I did like this site before it turned into a public marital dispute. I hope Rivers will be okay and that Oliver will realize the error of their ways.</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>'Til the very next day, my men running the stand.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Dont feel bad Quackster. Aint nobodys fault but Olivers. And maybe mine for not noticing this sooner rather than later. Bye</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Nobody should blame themselves. This was just a really unfortunate set of circumstances :( I chose the wrong person and you all are paying some of the consequences, which I hate... I promise you all, I won't forget you. One day, if I'm able to get the assets for Quackpond in my possession, I'll revive it somehow... I can't promise it'll be perfect, but I'll try. Before we leave, I wanted to show you all a duck I found on a walk in the park today. Not a real one, sadly, but still cute!! It had a card that said it was for whoever found it, so I kept and drew it :3 <img src="images/crochetduck.jpg" height ="500" width="auto"> Goodbye, everyone. Thanks for caring about Quackpond. (P.S. Xander, my brother AKA IHATEDUCKSANDYOU, apologizes for his trolling and says goodbye too)</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread17post</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread2choice to "null")](if:$day is not 1 and $thread2choice is "null")[(set:$thread2choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Intro-duck-tions</h2> (if:$thread2choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:<td>Get it? Hahah get it??? Anyways hello everyone! It's great to see that we've got members now, it's so weird seeing people online after so long of having the site to me and Oliver alone, lol...... Okay, so how about we use this post as an introduction thread? I really wanna meet everyone!!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>I'll start: Heyhey, I'm Rivers! I'm an artist at heart, and the artist for Quackpond, too!! Uhhh I'm kinda awkward, so I may not be able to talk much, but I'm always at least around :) I like drawing, of course, and I also like to design and make comics about little characters I make in my head. I also looove my wife <3!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, good idea, Rivers! Hello, I'm Oliver. I'm the developer and writer here at Quackpond! I'm kind of antisocial too, but seeing as good moderation requires you to be an active talker, you will likely see me around a lot. I'm a veterinarian who also really likes ducks. Nothing's better than an animal, am I right folks? But that's enough about me. I'm not the most interesting person in the world, unfortunately.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Post an Intro|Thread 2 Type]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread2choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:<td>Get it? Hahah get it??? Anyways hello everyone! It's great to see that we've got members now, it's so weird seeing people online after so long of having the site to me and Oliver alone, lol...... Okay, so how about we use this post as an introduction thread? I really wanna meet everyone!!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>I'll start: Heyhey, I'm Rivers! I'm an artist at heart, and the artist for Quackpond, too!! Uhhh I'm kinda awkward, so I may not be able to talk much, but I'm always at least around :) I like drawing, of course, and I also like to design and make comics about little characters I make in my head. I also looove my wife <3!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, good idea, Rivers! Hello, I'm Oliver. I'm the developer and writer here at Quackpond! I'm kind of antisocial too, but seeing as good moderation requires you to be an active talker, you will likely see me around a lot. I'm a veterinarian who also really likes ducks. Nothing's better than an animal, am I right folks? But that's enough about me. I'm not the most interesting person in the world, unfortunately.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread2post</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>hewwo im dandy :3 i'm just a socially anxious college student who happened upon the site while it was still in development. i'm so excited to see where this goes! i bet it's gonna be great!!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Sup, Im Frank. I dont really have much to say about myself. I know Oliver and Rivers, so I got access to the website first I dont know much about ducks or anything, but Ive seen a lot of em when I go fishing</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I'm Quackster! I'm just here I guess I searched up duck ponds and then searched up quack ponds to be funny and I got here</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>Do we think this site sells any lemonade?</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread2choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:<td>Get it? Hahah get it??? Anyways hello everyone! It's great to see that we've got members now, it's so weird seeing people online after so long of having the site to me and Oliver alone, lol...... Okay, so how about we use this post as an introduction thread? I really wanna meet everyone!!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>I'll start: Heyhey, I'm Rivers! I'm an artist at heart, and the artist for Quackpond, too!! Uhhh I'm kinda awkward, so I may not be able to talk much, but I'm always at least around :) I like drawing, of course, and I also like to design and make comics about little characters I make in my head. I also looove my wife <3!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, good idea, Rivers! Hello, I'm Oliver. I'm the developer and writer here at Quackpond! I'm kind of antisocial too, but seeing as good moderation requires you to be an active talker, you will likely see me around a lot. I'm a veterinarian who also really likes ducks. Nothing's better than an animal, am I right folks? But that's enough about me. I'm not the most interesting person in the world, unfortunately.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>hewwo im dandy :3 i'm just a socially anxious college student who happened upon the site while it was still in development. i'm so excited to see where this goes! i bet it's gonna be great!!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Sup, Im Frank. I dont really have much to say about myself. I know Oliver and Rivers, so I got access to the website first I dont know much about ducks or anything, but Ive seen a lot of em when I go fishing</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I'm Quackster! I'm just here I guess I searched up duck ponds and then searched up quack ponds to be funny and I got here</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>Do we think this site sells any lemonade?</td></tr></table>]]]

(set:$thread2choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Intro-duck-tions</h2> <table><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:<td>Get it? Hahah get it??? Anyways hello everyone! It's great to see that we've got members now, it's so weird seeing people online after so long of having the site to me and Oliver alone, lol...... Okay, so how about we use this post as an introduction thread? I really wanna meet everyone!!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>I'll start: Heyhey, I'm Rivers! I'm an artist at heart, and the artist for Quackpond, too!! Uhhh I'm kinda awkward, so I may not be able to talk much, but I'm always at least around :) I like drawing, of course, and I also like to design and make comics about little characters I make in my head. I also looove my wife <3!!</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, good idea, Rivers! Hello, I'm Oliver. I'm the developer and writer here at Quackpond! I'm kind of antisocial too, but seeing as good moderation requires you to be an active talker, you will likely see me around a lot. I'm a veterinarian who also really likes ducks. Nothing's better than an animal, am I right folks? But that's enough about me. I'm not the most interesting person in the world, unfortunately.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread2post</td></tr></table>]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread3choice to "null")](if:$day is not 2 and $thread3choice is "null")[(set:$thread3choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>roleplay as your duck!</h2> (if:$thread3choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i just had a fun idea,,, what if we did duck roleplay? i always used to roleplay as my pets on neopets and i think it'd be funny to do that on here too haha!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil waddles to the park's pond, quietly splashing some water on his wings. It was cool and crisp, a wonderful way to cool down from the late summer's heat. He wasn't paying too much attention to his surroundings, and instead on the crystal water at his feet.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turducken is also there. They sit in the bushes watching. Waiting. They think they're hiding but they're really not they're just sitting there and staring intensely at Daffodil.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Interact with Daffodil|Thread 3 Type 1]] [[Interact with Turducken|Thread 3 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread3choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i just had a fun idea,,, what if we did duck roleplay? i always used to roleplay as my pets on neopets and i think it'd be funny to do that on here too haha!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil waddles to the park's pond, quietly splashing some water on his wings. It was cool and crisp, a wonderful way to cool down from the late summer's heat. He wasn't paying too much attention to his surroundings, and instead on the crystal water at his feet.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turducken is also there. They sit in the bushes watching. Waiting. They think they're hiding but they're really not they're just sitting there and staring intensely at Daffodil.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread3post</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil lets out a squawk as he hears the new voice, which causes him to lose his balance and take a dunk into the beautiful pond. He soon resurfaces, and hisses, "What do you want? I'm trying to have a peaceful day!"</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>"What- Who are you?" says Turducken, finally leaving the hiding spot. "You're not the other secret age- I mean friend I called for. I don't know you. Strange. You want a job or what"</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread3choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i just had a fun idea,,, what if we did duck roleplay? i always used to roleplay as my pets on neopets and i think it'd be funny to do that on here too haha!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil waddles to the park's pond, quietly splashing some water on his wings. It was cool and crisp, a wonderful way to cool down from the late summer's heat. He wasn't paying too much attention to his surroundings, and instead on the crystal water at his feet.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turducken is also there. They sit in the bushes watching. Waiting. They think they're hiding but they're really not they're just sitting there and staring intensely at Daffodil.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread3post</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turkducken makes a loud screech. "You saw me the hell you weren't supposed to see me! Oh God I gotta go! Mission failed! MISSION FAILED" With that the mallard takes to the skies leaving the other two ducks behind.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Hearing the commotion behind him, Daffodil turns and just stares at the two ducks with eyes as wide as lily pads. As he watches Turducken fly off, he hisses, "Why can't this park just have one peaceful day?"</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread3post is 0)[<table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i just had a fun idea,,, what if we did duck roleplay? i always used to roleplay as my pets on neopets and i think it'd be funny to do that on here too haha!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil waddles to the park's pond, quietly splashing some water on his wings. It was cool and crisp, a wonderful way to cool down from the late summer's heat. He wasn't paying too much attention to his surroundings, and instead on the crystal water at his feet.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turducken is also there. They sit in the bushes watching. Waiting. They think they're hiding but they're really not they're just sitting there and staring intensely at Daffodil.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil doesn't notice for a bit, but the moment his head turns to look behind him, he catches sight of Turducken. He stops and stares at the fellow duck for a long moment, before hissing, "What are you doing?"</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>"Nothing" Turducken replies before sliding back into the bushes disappearing from view. Mostly. Their beak is still poking out.</td></tr></table>]]]

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(set:$thread3choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>roleplay as your duck!</h2> <table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i just had a fun idea,,, what if we did duck roleplay? i always used to roleplay as my pets on neopets and i think it'd be funny to do that on here too haha!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>Daffodil waddles to the park's pond, quietly splashing some water on his wings. It was cool and crisp, a wonderful way to cool down from the late summer's heat. He wasn't paying too much attention to his surroundings, and instead on the crystal water at his feet.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Turducken is also there. They sit in the bushes watching. Waiting. They think they're hiding but they're really not they're just sitting there and staring intensely at Daffodil.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread3post</td></tr></table>]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread4choice to "null")](if:$day is not 2 and $thread4choice is "null")[(set:$thread4choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Favorite Duck Type?</h2> (if:$thread4choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright everyone, I've got a question for you all, what's your favorite duck type? I like all ducks but I want to know other takes because I'm curious.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Answer the Question|Thread 4 Type]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread4choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright everyone, I've got a question for you all, what's your favorite duck type? I like all ducks but I want to know other takes because I'm curious.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread4post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>You know me, I love crested ducks! I love their weird fluffy "hair" haha <3 they're so silly looking!! But mallards are a close second, they're so pretty :)</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>The kind that asks "got any grapes?"</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing beats a Pekin absolute sweethearts from my experience! They're common for a reason.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>uh,, i don't know! i'm not all that familiar with duck breeds and species. looks like i gotta do some research haha </td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Ducks are Ducks. They are all the same to me. So I dont have a favorite too.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread4choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright everyone, I've got a question for you all, what's your favorite duck type? I like all ducks but I want to know other takes because I'm curious.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>You know me, I love crested ducks! I love their weird fluffy "hair" haha <3 they're so silly looking!! But mallards are a close second, they're so pretty :)</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>The kind that asks "got any grapes?"</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing beats a Pekin absolute sweethearts from my experience! They're common for a reason.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>uh,, i don't know! i'm not all that familiar with duck breeds and species. looks like i gotta do some research haha </td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Ducks are Ducks. They are all the same to me. So I dont have a favorite too.</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread5choice to "null")](if:$day is not 3 and $thread5choice is "null")[(set:$thread5choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Duck photo</h2> (if:$thread5choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Compliment the Ducks|Thread 5 Type 1]] [[Insult the Ducks|Thread 5 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread5choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread5post</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>They are so cute I agree!</td></tr></table>] (else-if:$thread5choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread5post</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>$username you've got some godawful takes there.</td></tr></table>] (else-if:$thread5choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>They are so cute I agree!</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread7choice to "null")](if:$day is not 4 and $thread7choice is "null")[(set:$thread7choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>THIS GAME SUCK ASS</h2> (if:$thread7choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Admonish the Troll|Thread 7 Type 1]] [[Encourage the Troll|Thread 7 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread7choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread7post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright, I'm closing this thread before this gets more out of hand. I'm glad you like the art, but be nice to each other and me.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread7choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread7post</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright, I'm closing this thread before this gets more out of hand. I'm glad you like the art, but be nice to each other and me. Oh, and $username, please don't encourage this behavior.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread7post is 0)[<table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright, I'm closing this thread before this gets more out of hand. I'm glad you like the art, but be nice to each other and me.</td></tr></table>]]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread9choice to "null")](if:$day is not 5 and $thread9choice is "null")[(set:$thread9choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Rivers removed from about page?</h2> (if:$thread9choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Defend Oliver|Thread 9 Type 1]] [[Agree|Thread 9 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>] (else-if:$thread9choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread9post</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Look, part of being an admin is communication. People are going to be upset if there's no communication that's just reality. As much as I want to hope that the silence is to prepare a professional response with something this severity I just want some kind of life check for lack of better words. Even a "wait a bit we're preparing our announcement" would be good.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread9choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread9post</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>yeah,, i really hope we get something soon. and also that rivers is okay, they seemed very sweet :(</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread9choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr></table>]]]

(set:$thread4choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Thread Title</h2> <table><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Alright everyone, I've got a question for you all, what's your favorite duck type? I like all ducks but I want to know other takes because I'm curious.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread4post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread5choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Duck photo</h2> <table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread5post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread5choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Duck photo</h2> <table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Hello Everyone. I saw a duck pair on my way back home from work today. I thought yall would like it. <img src="images/frankduck.jpg" height="auto" width="500"></td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Oh wonderful! I love mated ducks, they're so cute! And they remind me of someone :)</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Aww, Rivers! But yes, they are adorable!</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>omg CUTIES!!! what adorable lovers :DDD you're so lucky!! i don't see ducks a lot irl :(</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread5post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread7choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>THIS GAME SUCK ASS</h2> <table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread7post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread7choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>THIS GAME SUCK ASS</h2> <table><tr><td>''IHATEDUCKSANDYOU'' quacks:</td><td>THE ART IS NICE BUT NOTHING ELSE. YOU CODE LIKE SHIT</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck!</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>That isnt very nice kid. Oliver works hard to keep up with the site. Dont be a bitch.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread7post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread9choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Rivers removed from about page?</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr> <tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread9post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread9choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Rivers removed from about page?</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Did Rivers quit? I looked at the About page to refute that troll because I swear they had stuff on there but um they're not there anymore. I'm getting kinda worried I can't lie.</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>it wasn't like that yesterday,,, you're right, this is getting concerning. can we please get some answers about what's going on? </td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I get the feeling that we aren't going to get any, as much as I also want them. I hope that one of them will be able to explain.</td></tr> <tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread9post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread10choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers</h2> <table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread10post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread10choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>Anybody hear from Oliver or Rivers</h2> <table><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>I didnt want to make a thread but Im worried. Has anybody heard from Oliver or Rivers? I tried to call Rivers after seeing the thread but got nothin. Oliver didn't answer their phone either</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>nope,, i think you're the only person who knows them irl frank. anybody get an email or something? please i'm really worried :(</td></tr><tr><td>''andhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>He said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum-bum-bum, I've heard nothing from them either." Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Nothing here either. This is getting really really frustrating.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread10post</td></tr></table>]]

(if: visits is 1)[(set:$thread11choice to "null")](if:$day is not 6 and $thread11choice is "null")[(set:$thread11choice to 0)](replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved</h2> (if:$thread11choice is "null")[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username''</td><td>[[Convince Quackster to stay|Thread 11 Type 1]] [[Quit with Quackster|Thread 11 Type 2]]</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread11choice is 1)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread11post</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Quackster please hold on a little longer. I will get them back on somehow and get us all answers. Dont leave yet</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Alright... I'll trust you two.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread11choice is 2)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread11post</td></tr><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i understand why you two would quit,,, i'm going to hold out hope a bit longer but if this gets worse i'm leaving too. i wanted fun and community, and i have too much coursework to be worrying about all this :(((</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Very fair and I'm glad I'm not overreacting. Please take care of yourselves that's more important than any duck game.</td></tr></table>](else-if:$thread11choice is 0)[<table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Yeah I'm probably overreacting I'm gonnna touch grass for a bit.</td></tr></table>]]]

(set:$thread11choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread11post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread11choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>I'm quitting if this doesn't get resolved</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>I hate being the bad guy I really do but we need answers. I need answers. I'm getting a sinking feeling about all of this and I can't play a game where every time I log in I just dread seeing the forums. I'm only posting this because I want to hope that maybe seeing someone quit loudly instead of silently will motivate the admins to do something. I don't know maybe I'm overreacting but God.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread11post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread17choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>goodbye everyone :(</h2> <table><tr><td>''dandylion'' quacks:</td><td>i really hoped it wouldn't end this way but i guess that's just how it is,,, i just wanted to say goodbye. most of you were wonderful, and for the little bit this was a peaceful place, i had a lot of fun. thanks for that. goodbye :(</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Goodbye Dandy. Goodbye everyone. I feel like this might be my fault a bit and I'm sorry for that. I did like this site before it turned into a public marital dispute. I hope Rivers will be okay and that Oliver will realize the error of their ways.</td></tr><tr><td>''thenhewaddledaway'' quacks:</td><td>'Til the very next day, my men running the stand.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>Dont feel bad Quackster. Aint nobodys fault but Olivers. And maybe mine for not noticing this sooner rather than later. Bye</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminRivers'' quacks:</td><td>Nobody should blame themselves. This was just a really unfortunate set of circumstances :( I chose the wrong person and you all are paying some of the consequences, which I hate... I promise you all, I won't forget you. One day, if I'm able to get the assets for Quackpond in my possession, I'll revive it somehow... I can't promise it'll be perfect, but I'll try. Before we leave, I wanted to show you all a duck I found on a walk in the park today. Not a real one, sadly, but still cute!! It had a card that said it was for whoever found it, so I kept and drew it :3 <img src="images/crochetduck.jpg" height ="500" width="auto"> Goodbye, everyone. Thanks for caring about Quackpond. (P.S. Xander, my brother AKA IHATEDUCKSANDYOU, apologizes for his trolling and says goodbye too)</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread17post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread15choice to 1)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>This isn't right Oliver</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread15post</td></tr></table>]]

(set:$thread15choice to 2)(replace: ?Sidebar)[(text-colour:#eede00)[<img src="images/quackpondlogo.png" width="200" height="auto">(if: $login is false)[ Welcome, ''Guest''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Log In/Register|Log In/Register]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]]](else-if: $login is true)[ Welcome, ''$username''! [[Homepage|Homepage]] [[Rules|Rules]] [[About|About]] [[Check your duck|Duck Landing]] [[Swim at the Pond|Pond Landing]] [[Log Out|Log Out]] ]]](align:"=><=")+(box:"X")[(if: $login is false)[<h2>Oh Quack!</h2> Error: You must have an account to access this page. If this error continues or you don't know why you're getting this error, please contact us at quackpondadmins@gmail.com.](else-if:$login is true)[<h2>This isn't right Oliver</h2> <table><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Oliver look. I was trying to be charitable with you but now this is out of the realm of my charity. You advertise this as a wife-and-spouse site and Rivers is just as important as you. If what they said is really true, you need to check yourself. The fact that your post was almost entirely deflective and just begging for Rivers to come back isn't really a good look for you either. It didn't feel like a real apology.</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>You have no clue how hard this fucking is. My spouse just walked out the door over what, a disagreement about a website? MY website, that I coded from the ground up? This is something that should be handled behind closed doors, and because they want to cower at Xander's like a baby and post about me I have to do this instead. I'm trying, but Rivers has to come try with me.</td></tr><tr><td>''frank317'' quacks:</td><td>For someone whos saying that Rivers has to contribute you sure say my a lot</td></tr><tr><td>''AdminOliver'' quacks:</td><td>Oh, et tu, Frank? Thought WE were friends. Too bad that apparently you want to get yourself involved in OUR affairs. Rivers is out there, not because they need to breathe. I can tell when things are alive or dead. I'm a vet. But they're out their because they want to avoid OUR drama and OUR website instead of letting US talk it out like fucking adults. This is their fault, not mine. None of this needed to happen.</td></tr><tr><td>''TheQuackster'' quacks:</td><td>Aaand there goes the mask. Rivers please get a divorce.</td></tr><tr><td>''$username'' quacks:</td><td>$thread15post</td></tr></table>]]